Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
ok first of all what the fuck
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
