office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
