those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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