I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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