And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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