i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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