Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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