You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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