Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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