I can tuck mytits in my pants
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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