I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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