white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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