do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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