You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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