talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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