But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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