is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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