I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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