but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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