i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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