This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
