Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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