its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
