they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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