I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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