I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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