Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
tell me about the fingering
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