Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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