The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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