Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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