smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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