How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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