it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
