Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I checked into jail on foursquare
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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