between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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