gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i barfeds in our rink
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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