Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
please don't ironically join a cult
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