I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Randomize
