the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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