I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
