I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
