She is in my trunk
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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