Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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