How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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