I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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