do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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