were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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