Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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