I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
