Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
